Dude in the work cafeteria is KILLING ME!

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon) 02/12/2020 at 16:04 • Filed to: Lunchopnik, shitpost

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This is the same dude that will put sweet pickles instead of dill pickles on the sandwich bar.  HE PUT ONIONS ON MY FRENCH DIP!!!   GAWD!  And they’re all stuck now in the melted cheese.  TOTALLY RUINED!!!  Who the F puts onions on a French Dip?  I’m not even hungry anymore....

CalzoneGolem > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:13

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There aren’t enough onions on my sandwiches

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:14

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That’s a hanging offense in the old west. 

DipodomysDeserti > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:15

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Caramelized onions are great on a French dip.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:17

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Carmelized onions on french dip is acceptable, raw is not.

Textured Soy Protein > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:17

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I’ve lost count of how many people at my company are killing me and it’s about much more annoying crap than food. But I do despise sweet pickles, and raw onions being inserted where they shouldn’t.

i86hotdogs > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:19

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That’s a paddlin’

WilliamsSW > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:26

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Those are both crimes against humanity. Sweet pickles are okay as a stand alone snack but do not belong on sandwiches.

And if the onions were raw I think you have a case for justifiable homicide.  

Thomas Donohue > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:31

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Are you sure you didn’t order French Onion Soup? Those corporate cafeteria menus written on the whiteboard can be confusing .

ttyymmnn > Textured Soy Protein 02/12/2020 at 16:33

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Sweet pickles are a crime against humanity.

koawaft1 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 16:50

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He actually isn’t a cafeteria worker. He is from HR and was given the task of lowering insurance premiums. His plan is to make everyone lose weight  by screwing up. He’s not inept he’s brilliant.

Sovande > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 17:11

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Smart mom s know how kid’s minds grow. S weet pickles.

Textured Soy Protein > ttyymmnn 02/12/2020 at 17:15

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In their old age m y parents have inexplicably started buying a bunch of sweet pickles. They never did that shit when I was growing up. Now if I go over to their house and they put out a relish tray I have to make sure the pickles aren’t sweet, and every time I ask my dad and wife are all , “what’s wrong with sweet pickles?”

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 17:54

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Crap! Now I am craving (loose raw onion  free) Dean’s French Onion Dip!

Chariotoflove > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 18:04

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Wait, are these just onions, or are they French’s fried onions, because those are permissible?

ttyymmnn > Textured Soy Protein 02/12/2020 at 18:11

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“what’s wrong with sweet pickles?”

Everything. 

smobgirl > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/12/2020 at 18:14

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I was really confused about the post for that very reason.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > smobgirl 02/12/2020 at 18:28

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I don’t think Dean’s would be good with loose raw onions in it, but the onions are part of the flavor! 

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > DipodomysDeserti 02/12/2020 at 20:11

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They were raw...

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2020 at 20:11

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friggen raw

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > ttyymmnn 02/12/2020 at 20:12

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exactly

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > WilliamsSW 02/12/2020 at 20:12

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Yup, raw.  Well, there appears to have been an attempt to grill them, but they are raw!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/12/2020 at 20:13

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Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CalzoneGolem 02/14/2020 at 00:49

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Probably because the dude put them all on mine!